When you think about how fucked up the world is and the only thing you find solace in is numbers because they are always the same and never change unlike so many other things in this world. Now numbers are no longer the great and powerful and unchanging is in almost any number sequence there are hidden messages bent on destroying the only thing is this world or any other that is shall we say whole some and safe as well as unchanging.

I found this out in a social class, I was unbearable bored with Atto’s almost drunk sounding ramblings about how we are pretty much a plague on this earth and to stupid to fix anything, when I decided to write out the alphabet in 1337 and after that I was looking at my student id number and changed it in to the opposite of 1337 what I came up with was this oiqlsagoe then being bored again once I moved from his class away from his drunken state like ramblings and in to the library. I sat at a computer and was looking at my note book I saw the ominous letters sitting there staring up at me like a horny lobster. So I went on to an anagram solver and punched in the horny lobster-like letters in to the text box and it gave me 136 words. So much for my safe and unchanging numbers; that when used together in any mathematical format always comes out with a solid answer. At that point I started to scroll through the words and the only thing that came to mind when all my friendly numbers failed me was “HOW DID IT KNOW I LIVED IN CANADA” this word that shot shivers down my spine like the first cut scene after game play in the game condemned, was “igloos”…. From that point on I was scared to write down any numbers in any sequence because of what I might discover in my harmless numbers which seemingly do change and there for have no soul like so many of the “Abercrombie and bitch” kids that roam around and follow the ever changing fads. I suppose what I am saying is that I, ajcent, have discovered a way to find the hidden messages in any and all sequences of seemingly harmless numbers; and here’s how.

1. Learn 1337
2. Take any number sequence and turn it in to normal letters using reverse 1337: i.e. 1337 turns to leet
3. If the number sequence used has the number 2 in it, just leave it out of the next steps. For it is the only number that does not correspond to a letter, at least not in any comprehensible forms of leet
4. Take the strange combination of letters that you just recently found and put them in to an anagram solver
5. Then look at your results and use this equation to find your hidden message:
6. (the sum of all the digits in your year of birth)—(the age of a dog you know[in dog years])+(the number of racial slurs you have used in the last 24 hours)/(the combined number of birthday cakes you’ve eaten in the last 3 and a half years)
7. Take that number and go that far into the results box. If there are not enough words in anagram solver check your numbers used in step 6
8. Go back two results.
9. Enjoy your hidden meaning!

Note- If you don’t understand your hidden meaning you just aren’t trying hard enough.