In my defense, though, I’ve always known Bella was a monstrosity of a character. It’s sad to say that even a drugged, half-conscious person fresh out of the hospital can see that stabbing her to death with a particularly dull butter knife would not be a satisfying enough punishment for her god-f*cking Mary Sue-ness. I have and always will despise her with a passion that should not be possible to feel so strongly towards a fictional character.

I must say, my favorite part in the entire series was when Jasper (my favorite character; sadly ignored for having depth) attempted to attack Bella in the beginning of New Moon. It’s a pity he didn’t succeed; perhaps her corpse could have been sold to science and the money could have been used on a character that acts like a RATIONAL HUMAN BEING.

And come on, It’s a book. Good writing is, infact, everything.
Not to mention how is a inhumanly sappy love story with terrible morals and poorly conceived role model for a main character even a remotely interesting idea?

Even forget about the fact that it’s written in a way that sets a bad example for women everywhere, we’ll pitch it the other way: Love story between dangerously emotionally see-sawing girl and incredibly lame vampire calvin klein model whos “scintillating arm muscles” you won’t stop reading overly descriptive passages about. Fucking awesome idea…

Hahah. That was so bitter I could taste myself writing it.