MINDBLOWING!

Good lord. World, this is your Christmas present.

Wow, I’ve never really liked anything by Tim Burton before… but. Just. Wow.

” I swore an oath to the little boys and girls of this planet to deliver toys on Christmas eve, I never said I was a saint.”

According to The New York Times “46 % of women and 30% of men would opt to forgo sex for two weeks instead of giving up access to their precious internet for the same period.” Other details from the article below did not matter much after i read that quote. Two straight weeks, they said they would live without sex for access to two weeks worth of internet. I don’t know about other people but i just think this is going a bit too far, unless the research was done on bunch of good faithful Christian people (no offense Jesus.)

The outside world is more beautiful place than you think it is.

via: The New York Times