AKA the ultimate Revenge Gift
A German company has invented a Bikini that dissolves after it spends a few seconds in water. Apparently it feels like a real Bikini, looks like a real Bikini, fits like a real Bikini but it most definitely reacts to water differently then a real Bikini.

You can read more about this crazy Bikini over at the Daily Star

Actually looks pretty good so far. Lot’s of the voice acting is done by Firefly people! The main narrator guy is voiced by Nathan Fillion!

Amazing. Good job William Shatner

FIRST OFF, let me explain that I really, really liked Juno. It was a charming movie that I will be quoting for years to come. It was clever, well written and c’mon it had Michael Cera, you couldn’t go wrong with that movie if you tried. Maybe these are the reasons it ruined the world.

Let me explain, everybody liked Juno, like everybody right? Everybody liked it so much that it forever changed the way people will make movies. I mean today I was linked to this video on Youtube called “Away We Go – Official Trailer [HD]“. I say the name John Krasinski who we all know and love as Jim Halpert from “The Office” and I was like “Shit son, this movie is going to rock”. So, I watched the trailer. As I was watching it I had some weird feeling of De Ja Vu, I thought to myself, “Where have I seen this before?” then I remembered EVERY SINGLE MOVIE THAT’S COME OUT THE PAST YEAR TRYING TO BE LIKE JUNO!

Case and Point, a side by side comparison of the two movie trailers.

Away We Go

And Juno

I mean like c’mon these are basically the SAME MOVIE… both about pregnancy and the perils that come with it, but in the end it’s going to be love that prevails… LIKE THEY ARE ALMOST THE SAME SCRIPT!

And how many times have I seen that stupid wiggly big letter font that Juno coined?

Okay Okay, so I don’t have that many examples but that only cause I’m too lazy to search through half the Sundance Film Festival (That’s a lie Sundance is awesome and forever will be awesome but I know you guys will help me out here, you know you’ve seen trailers for this kind of thing all over YouTube. SO POST IN THE COMMENTS OTHER EXAMPLES

Maybe Juno has ushered in a new genre of movie… some sort of over ironic, charming monster set out to rule over Hollywood backed up by bands like The Shins, and Silversun Pickups, Teagan and Sara, and worst of all Metric…. Oh right lets not forget Death Cab for Cutie. I feel disgusted at myself because I have at one point listened to and enjoyed all of those bands (besides Metric (Obviously)) and I ate up Juno just like the rest of you. But, this is where I stand looking at the pessimistic side of the coin instead of saying things like “Well, it’s good Juno did this because now we have a couple decades of good movies to watch”… Y’know what I say to that!? GET SOME FUCKING ORIGINAL IDEAS!

Originality was lost a long, long time ago in the movie industry hence why I don’t watch movies, like at all. But I have to give this blog some credit, for some reason Adam (Or Fenix but that’s a homo name so I’d rather just say Adam) has a ridiculously good taste in movies, which is surprising. I know the guy on a personal level and every time he posts a movie review I’m like “Damn, that douche bag is totally totally right, this movie is fan-fucking-tastic”. So thanks Adam, and no thanks to fucking Juno.

P.s. Adam I don’t think your a douche, but you did ruin my math 30 book and made me bleed excessive amounts of blood in math. That was a dick move.

P.p.s. I’m super stoked for this movie.

Yet another gem from bash.org

[Turkeyslam] oh man I saw pure gold at lunch, I was sitting near this group of black guys at a table and they all had tucked in shirts and shit, looked educated, I think they were studying calculus or some shit
[Turkeyslam] and across from there, there was another table with a bunch of white guys, all ghetto looking, three of them wore fucking grills, sagging pants, and one was playing some 50 cent ringtone or some shit
[Turkeyslam] going "yeah boiiii"
[Turkeyslam] and one of the black guys in the table next to me muttered "fucking niggers"
[Turkeyslam] I choked on my fucking jolt cola


So after watching HP: HBP I decided to do some searching within the dark depths of the internet for a good picture of Emma Watson (I knew there had to be one out there somewhere, and no I have never done this before haha) I found that there is an entire website solely dedicated to uploading all of her modeling photos which is a fantastic place for finding some decent looking pictures of her. Don’t get me wrong, she is very attractive but I believe that everybody has that one picture where its truly shows a persons entire potential for beauty. Albeit it might be fake where their face might be so covered in makeup it hides all the flaws or its just… well photoshoped. Still however fake it maybe I am none the wiser and could care less, they look amazing and I give them some credit for that. After browsing thousands of photos (some very disturbing… like she looks 10 almost. WTF) I found one photoshoot that stands out among the rest and contains one of my favorite photos. I can safely say (this is only my opinion now) that this is by far the greatest picture I have come across and i would like to share it haha. Disagree or agree the Fenix always keeps an open mind and loves to hear feed back. This is the original picture(Its super high res… like 2300×3000 which is stupid so I just cropped it because it looks better and fits my monitor resolution for a background).

*She looks quite young but she is 17 in this (and being 17 i don’t find this creepy at all =D)*