I have no idea how old this is, but it’s REALLY awesome.

Below each option it saws “View Demo” click on that for a video that explains each kind of epic merch better.

Soooo cool.

I know this news is old, but I wasn’t in a position to post it when I did find it. So here it is anyway, because it’s amazing news.

Got this straight from rbdlc.com so you know it’s legit. God damn this is the best news since I heard about The Beatles: Rock Band.

Update: It’s been confirmed, along with the tidbit that the label wants the FotC recordings to debut via the Rock Band Network.

Yeah, yeah- we’re a little late on this. In the clip below, the guys from FotC say- straight-faced- that they’ve got a few songs coming to the game, though they don’t know which ones. One possibility is that, being owned by SubPop, they’ll be a headlining band for Rock Band Network’s launch in November, but until we hear anything else there’s just this to go off of:

So Friday night was pretty crazy. I woke up at 5am still drunk and decided to write it all down on my phone. I literally took an hour. We ended up going to 2 clubs and then a peeler bar. I got two number closes and 4 kiss closes. Epic win. Now I also would like to note that this post has been delayed several days for reasons that still are not quite so obvious to me. This is all true, and I’ve still let out some good parts. I realize if i am going to continue writing about this things are going to have to become more condensed because this is strangely long.

The Story:
One of my good friends had their 18th birthday tonight. By the time I got there, there was like 8 kids just wandering around out side lost and drunk. I introduced myself and followed everyone to her house. Inside everyone was hammered so i chugged back the Jager that i bought straight from the bottle (damn that shit is good). About 30 minutes later the party bus arrived, fuck ya. The thing had a union jack on the outside, a dancing pole and way too many speakers. We hit the road, blasting music so loud I couldnt hear what some people were saying. This truly was a party bus, I had like 3 girls i have never met before grinding on my leg the minute I got close to the pole. There truly is something to be said about a party, on a bus, with 30 drunk kids. Tonight was going to kick some ass.

We arrive at Club #1 and I drink about 6 shots worth and give my friend the bottle since neither can go in. She gives me a kiss goodbye.
Problem #1 One of the birthday person #2 is so completely drunk he can’t walk, they don’t let him in.
Problem #2 Some of the people got their fake ID’s taken away and they were pissed off at us since they had no one else to blame.
Me and the rest of the party go in, get a free shot of some nasty cheap shit and try and find the washroom. We ask some beer tub chick and she points us in the direction. I say to her
“You better not be fucking with us, if that’s the girls washroom ill be pissed”
“Well maybe it is, maybe it isn’t you’ll have to find out”
“Really? Is that how you guys roll around here?? Guy’s washroom, Girls washroom, doesn’t matter eh… haha crazy”
Before I even go in there’s like 20 stalls and a tampon dispenser. Fuckin bitch. Some people where so drunk they still went in. I walk past her again and say
“That’s only going to work once. Never again”
“Well see, your drunk”
Haha the place is only filled with our group who all are pretty much drunk and no one else. What a disaster. So an hour later problem 3 arises.
Problem #3 This is about 40 minutes in and the birthday girl has left to another club. What the hell.
So I gather up whoever I can find that was with us (apparently it birthday person #3’s birthday so the group pretty much split in half) and we leave with no direction.

So thinking that Club #2 is just blocks away someone google maps it and its about a 20 minute walk. We get there I talk my way past the lady at the door and don’t pay cover, I tell her I’m with the birthday crew (it was everyone’s birthday). It took us awhile to find the birthday girl but we did. Now after this gong show I wanted to party. So apparently only one person came with me to the dance floor (this guy was my wingman the entire night, it was sick). So we open up this 3 (6,7.5,?) set on the floor (they all had these huge god damn purses, it was weird) and I open with I feel so out of place here, everyone’s got these huge purses, how the hell do you dance with those huge things. It was pretty lame but I was pretty damn hammered too + it got HB: 7.5 talking about how much better she was then guys. This ended up with her telling me that she slept with TWO girls once and yet she says she was as straight as it gets (I probably should have said, now you could teach me a thing or two but I didn’t). So I talk with HB:6 and apparently its her birthday TOO! She was 22 and her friends where much older. OK this was getting weird, I mean I just turned 18 like a month ago and now I’m trying to pick up people 4-6 years older then me, things got weird after that and I said I had to go. We ran into them later, I said ‘I hope you gals aren’t leaving, the party just started’ and HB:7.5 pats me on the head and say she going for a smoke and I should follow (what the fuck just happend?). Also on a side note, I hate smokers. Wingman wanted to go outside but I said we should let them wait a bit and see how our groups doing. I tried to find her in the ’smoke pit’ but I couldn’t, instead I found the birthday girl and her friend.
Problem #4 One of their best friends got their sisters ID taken away. She was raging. Sending texts to them say they were no longer friends. I hate drama.
I tell her friend HB:8 to forget about that, shes just drunk and mad she couldn’t come with us. I also say
Me -’Lets go to the dance floor with me and have some fun’
Her- “What about her’ *she points to the birthday girl*
(She was busy telling strangers outside about her birthday and what a gong show it was, she couldn’t even stand up)
Me-’I say look at her, shes just telling other people about her dramatic night, lets go’
She says alright, I give her a hug and then carry her inside. We dance so hard that apparently her sandals broke (I found this kinda funny but it ended up pissing her off the whole night). After about 10 minutes of reckless dancing she says shes going to get a drink and find Nicole. Neil was still following me so me and him found a two set. I don’t know why but all I had was lesbians on my mind now so I went up to them and said “Now I hope you two aren’t dating”. This got us into a heated discussion about how they were sisters.
Me- “fuckkkk no way I dont believe that at all, you can’t be sisters, you don’t look alike.”
Them- “Well, ok but we are step sisters”
Me- “Haha, you expect me to believe that, common you two are the worst lairs ever”
I tried to do the best friends test… on sisters and it ended up horrible. This was getting retarded, they were too sober for me so i told wingy we where leaving.
I go back to find HB:8 and were she went. I find her on the verge of tears because the bitch was still being a bitch. I tell her to stop texting her and that it’ll only make things worse. I think we were there for a solid 2 hours, I was happy. Right as we leave through the smoke pit, one of the door guys stop us and says
BigBaldDudeWithAttitude- “Don’t think about coming back inside, your friend is too drunk”
Me- It’s alright we are all leaving now. (I left with the girl who couldn’t walk in one are and HB:8 in the other. Awesome?)
BBDA- Thanks.
As we wondered downtown we tried to figure out where to go. One of the girls suggested the skin bar. I was thinking wtf? serious? why? and I guess shes a regular because she had a fuckton of stripper magnets in her hand. Now as we walk to the strip club alot of things happened. This is where I landed 3 simultaneous kisses from HB:8, Birthday girl and then one of her friends. Also where i got HB:8’s number.

Now it gets pretty boring here, so ill break it down.
-Got lost, take a cab
-Pay cover, girls didn’t
-Watch some blurry naked girl lay down and kick her legs around (didn’t have my glasses on)
-Find out HB:8’s boyfriend comes here a bunch (wtf x 2)
-20 minutes in we leave because birthday girl some how got even more drunk and is on the verge of being sick
-Out of the 7 of us that managed to make it there, 5 of us left in a cab back to birthday girls house
-I slept over (somehow i was the only one) and HB:8 stayed for a bit to wait for her ride.
-We sat down on the front steps and talked for a bit
-She left
-So I go back in, check on everyone and ask her mom if its fine that I stay the night, she says yes. Now this was the longest part, I couldn’t sleep and my cold came back so I couldn’t breath. I pretty much just laid down and occasionally grabbed a glass of water and read the paper. I also wrote all of this on my phone haha. I left really early it was super super awkward. But ya…. what an adventure ahah.

-Fenix

OK since the last time i posted i think that a few things have happened just a few tho…first off new girl friend, new computer, forgetting about the fallout review i was gonna write probably after that i would say blue screens out the ass, a ton of anime watched and then turning 18 being drunk for 2 weeks straight then having to put down my dog because of failing kidneys and now 4 days later posting. Doesnt seem like much but that is a shit load of stuff over around 6ish months maybe more there are of course other things in between but those are big events in my life other then the fallout thing those are small fish. All in all a good six months until just recently shit hit the turbine but yeah i am gonna try a put something together here that is actually worth putting up other then this dribble …. and i figured out a quote i quite like i hope you all do to

The internet suppository of all human knowledge

…. needs some work but has decent potential

umm yeah look for it in about a month or two maybe more i lazy

Ajcent

Yes, sorry everyone. I just realized that I never made a comic for Monday! Just now, on Thursday night. Ridiculous.

I probably won’t make one for Friday either, because I have to spend tommorrow packing the whole day and sitting around seeing people a last time. It’s ridiculous how much walking I’ve done in the past two weeks and the sheer amount of stuff in the last few days, just visiting stuff, nothing blog worthy, has been really, well, sheer. I am completely exhausted. Totally wrecked, and I look forward to coming home. I am returning at some time I am not aware on Saturday. This is soon. I hope you all enjoyed reading my blogs while I was out here, and I hope that you enjoyed the very few comics I managed and that one video!

Hell, I know it all sucked, but most people would just say “Fuck it, I’m going on vacation.”

So at least I tried.

Good day to you.

So today marks the official beginning of my new self. Today was remarkable, my confidence has never been higher and is starting to make me question just whether or not this has existed my entire life and I had just suppressed it deep, deep down. Now I never used to talk to strangers, I figured if they where interested they would talk to me. I was wrong, they all are thinking the exact same thing as I was. I have now taken the position as that person, the guy who randomly starts a conversation with you and takes an interest in a strangers life. Now to make this make sense for you, the scale im using is similar to your 1-10 except this excludes from 1-5 and 10’s are pretty god damn rare. Eg. HB-7 would be an average Hot Babe. Note: I never introduced myself first because I figured they would introduce themselves if i was kickin ass.

So start of the day, take the LRT to University, nothing to exciting here other then some funny stares from old people.
HB-6.5:I get to my Calc class like 30 min early bored as shit. There’s some douche bags talking to this nasty ass who looks like a biker chick, I decided to stay away. I look behind me and there’s a girl standing so close i’d say she was invading my bubble, so I take this as a IOI and talk to her. I figured it was the start of the day so what the hell. I ask her if this is the right class, she says she doesn’t know she just transferred in from English. A shoot the small talk, she turns out to be an ugly dull person so I turn away and do a lap around the halls.
HB-7: Im in Calc Class and sitting well away from anyone i have even seen before with 2 open seats. Some guy sits beside me and introduces him self (I dont remember his name). Then a couple minutes later this HB-7 sits on the other side of me, I ask her how her morning went, where shes from what shes taking, talk about some other stupid stuff. Laughed at some of my jokes but never really showed very much interest other then being nice and talking to me.
(This doesn’t really count cause i’ve known her for a couple months) Next class wasn’t for two hours and I made the mistake of asking an old lady friend of mine who I will refer to Ragazza (In my opinion shes a HB-9). I ended up waiting 30 minutes for her to finish class and meet me outside. Apparently she thought I was supposed to find her so we both waited 20 minutes outside for each other. We ended up hanging out for a solid 10 minutes and she was like let go to our class (20 minutes early) I tell her to lay down with me and enjoy the sun, she walks off to class. Waste of my time. I go to class, say “I can’t believe you ran away haha” and walk off to find some randoms. Boring class.
HB-8.5: This was by far the greatest success of the day. My last class of the day Psychology. I see my friend, tell him I cant sit with him and go find a spot. Some loud obnoxious douche from High School sits beside me. I had 2 choices, see who sits on the other side or leave. I chose to wait… some super asain girl who didnt speak english sat down. I left and knocked over doucheys laptop (whoops). Now as I’m walking back to my friend I see HB-8.5 sitting with an empty seat beside her. I walk up, ask if anyone’s sitting there and sit down.
Alright this is my test. I was going to get a number close and make her laugh her ass off doing it.
So I a minute later after I get a sense of my surroundings I open her up with,
Fenix: ‘You’re never going to believe this. I just sat down over there *point* and you see that guy. Biggest douche I have ever met sits down right beside me knowing just how much I hate him.’
Not going to give you the word for word because we talked for like 10 minutes about everything and anything. She even introduced herself as Laura after 5 min (I was kinda surprised). Apparently she had a boyfriend first year but I’m not sure if she still does or not. During the lecture we talked a little but i honestly could not hear a single word she was saying it just replied with ‘No way, thats pretty unbelievable’ if she wanted me to sound shocked or smiled and said ‘Wow how does someone do something like that’. Now my plan at this point was to ask her about her boyfriend while we were leaving (like if she was dating and if she was happy with it) and then number close it. But the minute I saw her outside she was on her phone and waved goodbye to me saying “it was nice meeting you, ill see you Thursday ”

I plan on going in Thursday, sitting down in the same spot thinking she’ll do something of the same and saying something subtle leading her to give me her digits. Any suggestions people?

-Fenix