UPDATE!!! I’m so furious. I hate finding out about awesome games in a mother fucking best buy flyer. Especially when they deserve much much more attention then that. For example, today, much to my dismay I learned that Pokemon Heart Gold and Soul Silver are coming out on the 14th of March.
This is the kind of stuff I wish I could have found out about 5 MONTHS AGO!! Hell it was released in Japan in September 2009 and we are just getting it in March 2010? Damn you Japanese people.
But ya, I am totally going out tomorrow and pre-ordering Heart Gold. Why Gold you may ask? Well because Pokemon gold was the best fucking Pokemon EVER. Yes, better then Red/Blue, Ruby/Sapphire and I hesitate to say Diamond/Pearl. Oh yes and silver.
Gold >>>>>>>> Silver
Reason one. Gold is more valuable then silver.
Reason two. Silver tarnishes
Reason three. Gold is a better conductor.
Reason four. Gold has 32 more protons in its nucleus.
Or……….
You can read more about it at the internets most famous and largest Pokemon website Serebii
or en.Wiki
Also if you want to comment on all the pokemon GB/GBC/GBA/DS games you own!
Mine are Red,Yellow(Fuck ya pikachu),Ruby,Diamond!
*PS Matt please fix the wordpress GUI, it sucks, i cant bold/link anything and I suck at HTML*
It has long been the belief of the internet and various meme-ologists that Chuck Norris exists as an unkillable entity in both the realms of reality and fantasy. Everyone once in a while, somebody will say:
“Oh, well I bet (so and so) could beat Chuck Norris in a fight. He can’t beat everybody.”
But they’d just be bullshitting because they can’t accept the truth.
But now, something incredible has happened. A man who is truly tougher than Chuck Norris in a fight nobody could have seen coming, has finally taken the icon down.
And you know what? It feels right… It feels… correct. He deserved that victory. The balance of the universe is restored.
Wow, I’m really on a roll with not cranking these puppies out on time, huh? Due to some technical issues I’m resolving with the band I meant to write about this week (that article should go up next week, provided the issues cease), and the fact that I have no back-up plan ATM, I figure I still owe those of you who care a decent article. Therefore, I’m going to list my five most anticipated albums of 2010, in lieu of any actual musical content. Bear in mind that this is just off the top of my head, and chances are I’m forgetting about twenty significant albums.
Coheed and Cambria – Year Of The Black Rainbow (April 13th)
And the Shocker of the Century award goes to!!!… Ok, ok, I know that I’m an irrational Coheed and Cambria fanboy, and the band could collectively shit in a box and bludgeon my grandmother to death with it and I’d still be pretty happy with it, but seriously, I’m stoked. Yes, I will admit I was slightly let down by No World For Tomorrow, the band’s last release. It’s not that I really disliked it or anything (it’s a Coheed album, so it’s fucking sweet), but I just felt the band were capable of much more. I have no reason to suspect that YotBL will be any better or worse (first song from the album “The Broken” didn’t initially grab me, but I warmed to it over time), but my hope is to see a bit more of the band’s earlier prog influences coming back out with this release. One way or another, April 13th can’t get here soon enough.
The Ocean – Heliocentric (April 13th), Anthropocentric??? (August???)
As if the 13th of April wasn’t already packed enough, now I’ve got to deal with two of my most anticipated albums of the year on the same goddamn day. Evidently, I was a prick in a former life. If you don’t know who The Ocean are, they’re a German progressive metal band that features a revolving line-up and a tendency for double albums. The combination of Heliocentric and whatever they call its followup (both albums are due this year) will be the band’s third double-album set (following Fluxion/Aeolian in 2004/2005, and 2007′s two-disc Precambrian), and by now the band seem to have a true knack for it. Precambrian is basically a modern classic in the realm of prog-metal, and judging solely on the clips released from the album, DAMN. DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN. Seriously, check it out: http://www.theoceancollective.com/heliocentric/
The Dillinger Escape Plan – Option Paralysis (March 23rd)
The Dillinger Escape Plan is one of those bands I’ve apparently always wanted to like; their combination of mathcore with a bit of Mr. Bungle-esque weirdness has always been really appealing for me, yet somehow I’ve never really been able to get into them. That’s going to change with their latest album, Option Paralysis. How am I so sure? “Farewell Mona Lisa”. The first single from the album is classic Dillinger for about ninety seconds, but following this the rest of the song sounds like Between The Buried and Me doing a Soundgarden cover. That description sells the song extremely short, because this one song finally made me a believer in DEP.
Circle Takes The Square – Ritual Of Names (???)
If you asked me in 2008 what album I was anticipating most in 2009, I would have said Ritual of Name. If you asked me in 2009 what album I was looking forward to this year, I would have said Ritual of Names. Honestly, Ritual of Names probably isn’t coming out this year. And yet I can’t give up hope. The band’s only album to date, As The Roots Undo, is in my Top Ten favorite albums ever list, and even the faintest glimmer of a chance that their latest album might come out is enough for me to put this on my list.
Sadly i regret to inform you that this will be my last post although
all my post were mediocore and bland all in all a waste of your time
you hopefully still read them so i could take a total of about 15 minuets of
your lives away and if you notice this is a run on sentence please try to read out loud and test your lung capacity could be a fun test please try with friends so competition occurs.
There are many different ways to tell someone to go fuck them selves or gfy in this case. Today I am going to give you a little lesson in the word FUCK.
Now, since I like to say fuck alot, I try and shorten it up a little so I can offend people faster.
Here’s some acronyms you may use
GFY – Go Fuck Yourself
STFU – Shut The Fuck Up
WTF – What the fuck
WTFWT – What The Fuck Was That
SMF – Stupid/Smart Mother Fucker
FU – Fuck You
FO – Fuck Off
FSU – Fuck Shit Up
BAMF – Bad Ass Mother Fucker
FFS – For Fucks Sake
FML – Fuck My Life
FTN – Fuck That Noise
Some Stupid Ones for the Road
OMGWTF
WTFK – Who The Fuck Knows
GFAC – Go Fuck A Chicken
FYDA – Fuck You Dumb Ass
FTW – Fuck The What
DILLIGAF
WITFITS
TAFFARD
WTFAYTB
FISHDO
Or………. 