I have no idea why I’m writing this post… our posting has slowed down a bit unfortunately but it has been replaced with some more original work as opposed to just news all the time and I hope to continue that trend with this completely random post.

Ok yeah… I’ve had this window open for a while and I have completely forgotten what the point of this post was and I’ve forgotten everything I was going to say. Basically, the : P smiley face is fucking awesome. And I made this in photoshop.

Hey again. Its been awhile since I last posted and recently I have stumbled upon some fantastic music. I would like to believe that my music taste is very different than others, not that its like weird ass punk, heavy metal, rap or anything else that i couldn’t even call music. I mostly listen to Indie/Alternative because its where you find the “good” music. You really know its good music when they get the emotions across, if I can feel what they where feeling when they made it than I truly think that is the definition of good music. So most of the music i’ve been listening right now is Belle and Sebastian it really connects with me and where I am. I find it amazing how they have managed to create so much diverse music.
But in other news ive been recently trying to play acoustic and electric guitar and let me tell you folks it aint easy at all. Ive been trying for about 2 weeks and I haven’t got far at all but than again my patience for guitar runs pretty low.

CNN is reporting that Apple’s Jonathan Ive played a large part in designing WALL-E’s love interest, EVE, in Pixar’s upcoming film Wall-E. Now you probably don’t recognize the name Jonathan Ive but i’m sure you will recognize the the things he has played a part in designing, like the iPod, iMac and iPhone.

Image Via: Mxmln
Via: The Pixar Blog

I was recently introduced to this website by my Social teacher of all people. I could go on and on about this wesbite and its genius but I believe that TED can talk for himself. The website is really a video account of an annual convention where a number of interesting experts on various subjects (any subject really, there are no rules) talk. That is what they do, they talk. They talk on a wide variety of EXTREMELY interesting topics. By spending a mere hour on this website you will learn, to be completely precise, a whole fucking lot. I have always been a strong believer in the idea that all knowledge is relevant and that learning about anything and everything is always the best way to go. Always find out random shit and expand your library of inconsistent facts and you will find yourself understanding and enjoying life to a newer extent.

So I beg that you please visit this site and watch something that interests you, It is a collection of the ideas of the beautiful minds of a handfull of the worlds most masterful orators. This website is an intellectual gold mine just waiting to be exploited.

Just to juice up this post further I will include a few videos that I personally really enjoyed and found incredibly fascinating.

Janine Benyus: 12 sustainable design ideas from nature

Dan Dennett: Can we know our own minds?

Craig Venter: On the verge of creating synthetic life

Rives: Is 4 a.m. the new midnight?
this one was done purely as comedy but its still quite fucking hilarious.

First off in the name the plural of succubus is succubi kinda like cactus. OK why they are succubi is simply first they bitch and complain about how they are not treated equal then want all the same rights to be able to play sports with men that are physical strenuous and involve high muscular performance and ability to take pain. ( which as we all now are not really the strong parts of our female counter parts) among loads of other things which i do agree on some but then they just go over the top with the whole p.c. thing and with there demands. OK so after they have bitched and complained about everything and we give them the same rights as men they then take it to far and demand things like manhole covers to be called people hole covers and for all the manhole covers to be changed to people hole covers OK so for example(this was actually a demand from a feminist group in new york city )there is over 700 miles of roads in new york right and lets say maybe about 60 manhole covers per one mile which is probably wrong there is probably more then that on each mile of road but OK yeah so if we take 60 * by 700 we get 42000 OK so there are probably more manhole covers then that but it is still a pretty big number and we take the price of the manhole covers at the current rate right now which is 500$ plus going in and digging the old ones up which includes labor cost of workers and everything else in between so then 42000*500=21000000 ok then add the labor costs and all the other materials needed to replace a manhole over and the inconvenience to the drivers of new york people just to have the feminist in the world happy about how manhole covers and no longer sexist i think that that is just over the top and all in all dumb as hell. But other then that one interesting fact i found on my journeys through life and the internet. I also have some complaints about things that i have experienced so they want all girls to be treated as equals in everything so then why should we have to open doors for you let you go first not be as hard on you as we are on guys in lets say sports and other things and why is it not right to hit a girl if you are our equals then they should be able to take a punch from anyone just like any guy would and there should not have to be a huge controversy over it and don’t worry people i wont hit a girl i am just stating a fact. Another thing is girls and guys are genetically made different guys are made to be strong and physically dominant because when we first evolved from whatever who did all the hunting in most cultures and who did all the fighting guys right so we were made to be stronger and dominate. Now i am also not saying that all guys are stronger because there are exceptions there will always be a girl who can bench 200 pounds some where and a guy that can only bench 40 pounds so yes there are exceptions and every one i think has come to terms with that so why cant you feminist just shut up and take into account the genetic nature of things that guys are strong there can do more physically strenuous actives and if you want to be equal in things like that then go work out and change how you are naturally and then stop bitching and as well don’t say that you want to be treated equally then say that girls and more fragile and everyone has to be gentle when doing anything with girls and pick up your own god damn luggage that would also help. and open the doors for yourselves it is a pain in the ass. Oh i agree with rights of women like working and voting and stuff like that just dont go over the fucking top and think about the whole of nature god damn succubi.

Well this past few weeks I have had several coincidences that I could not understand. This was not the kind of coincidence that required some in-depth thinking but merely could be solved with one question directed at one person. But i was stuck, I couldn’t ask them it was too informal and I was afraid of the truth. Apparently while researching coincidences i came across this wiki article, it shows that many coincidences can be solved by simply making a chart of possibilities and probabilities.

As i am a new blogger to exploding wumpus i will make my intro quick
being the only one on the site who is most likely what all you other people at first sight would say fucking emo kid go cry in a corner and cut yourself. I can say I have done the most fucked up things to my knowing the only thing i really know about is my fuck ups oblivion and punk, emo, scremo, and metal music so not many of my blogs will be interesting to all you hard core epic bloggers and internets creepers (yes plural internet)

ajcent is my name and don’t you forget it** ( or i will eat your souls)

linoleum NOFX

Hey all. Due to the lack of people visiting this site I have decided to join the blog crew (not because no one ever reads this stuff). Today was amazing, we basically had a flash snow storm. I woke up only to be told that there was a foot of snow outside (This was only slightly surprising because there was no snow yesterday). Things like this have been happening all week, snow in the morning and sun in the afternoon, but there is usually only a good inch of snow not a foot. So when I left to go to school I found my self surprised again that it wasn’t even cold out, how could this be, a warm blizzard? This odd event lead to some amazing sights on my walk to school. The snow was sticking to everything, the trees, the fences, the houses and my face. Since there was no wind the snow filled in the gaps in the fences so you couldn’t see through them which looked very cool indeed. But this no wind thing posed a problem, the snow was building up precariously on the trees so that one slight movement on a branch and you would end up with a huge dump of snow on your head. Once I arrived in my classroom at the bell I would later be the only student in my class so what did my teacher decide to do? Play some music very loud and watch some youtube videos with laptop+projector. To sum the rest of my school day up I ended up spinning a test tube stopper over my head for Physics, had random conversations at lunch, and played dodgeball in gym. A very fun day indeed. Remember when you where a kid in elementary and you rolled a snowball around and around and it got bigger and bigger so that you could eventually make a snowman well on my way home i saw a 7 foot tall ball of snow in the elementary school yard that i walk by. I don’t know how a bunch of 10-12 year old kids built this its 3x the size of them! And if you get one thing out of this try Red Tea, it is DELICIOUS.

BUT MERRY MOTHER FUCKING CHRISTMAS ANYWAYS!!!!!

Its holidays like these that remind us of the corporate grip on our way of life. But only pussies, cheap people and dirty hippies complain about that shit. Its not a bad thing to consume, it makes you feel good, it makes the recipients of your gifts feel good and it puts money into the economy. If you don’t want to buy things for your loved ones you can always glue some sticks and rocks together and say it came from the heart… Im going to buy something practical and say the same thing.

People always complain that consumerism is forced down their throats commercially every year and that it forces them to spend and indebt themselves; but if you enough of a tool to let a commercial tell you how to spend your tightly-enforced budget then you deserve a visit from repo-clause. Sure the companies want you to spend and consume but why wouldn’t they? They are selling a product and you have money. It is not as if a representative from Best Buy is standing behind you at the till with a switchblade pressed to your spinal column telling you to hand the preferred method of payment to the cashier and walk away. It is the supplier’s job to make you buy his product and if you spend more money than you have because the pretty sign in the doorway to the shops told you it was a “deal” you do not have enough self control to be allowed credit of any kind. Society corrupts, but it only corrupts the weak. Dont forget to deck the halls with your overdue credit card bills (that’ll stick it to the man). Or maybe you can just use them to kindle your yule log fire.

I personally love christmas… but then again I have no innate tendency to bitch like a dirty hippy.

And in the spirit of giving I offer you a yule log fire video with a christmas song by some guy singing in dutch. Enjoy!

Love is like cocaine.

The effects are amazing, when you’re high on it you feel like you can take on the world.

When you dont have any, the withdrawls are brutal and you’ll likely want to die. This of course is proportionate to how good it was.

If youve ever been high on it you’ll understand why people go to such horrific lengths to obtain more.

You will hurt your self in the process but the feeling is so incredible that every second of pain is worth every second of success.

Of course love and cocaine differ in that being addicted to love is not a really terrible thing and noone will put you into rehab for wanting to get some.

Unless your a sex addict.

But love isnt just sex, you can have one without the other.

It is merely a bonus.